The Rule book of GB

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 9:34am

The Allods Project

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10 Golden rules for victory in GB

Rule nr 1. Dont waste time on focus on the ball in the beginning, look at your teammates, if anyone makes any misstake. call him noob as quickly as possible, make sure that someone else makes a misstake befour you.

Rule nr 2. If the opposing team scores, Lay all blame at the one guy who tried hes best to def. If he cant def alone, call him noob.

Rule nr 3. If the opposing team makes 1 score, befour you makes your first score. Give up and afk for the rest of the match.

Rule nr 4. look on the scoreboard, if someone is bellow your position, you can blame him for everything.

Rule nr 5. Dont block, def, or pass. Only stand over by the enemys goal and wait for a pass from your teammates. If your teammates cant handle 3v4 then call everyone noobs.

Rule nr 6. Blaming team for mistakes is much better than focus on the game. scores doesnt give you athlete, calling people noobs does!

Rule nr 7. If you search for GB but you NEED to go to the bathroom, dont cancel the search and restart when you are done. wait until you found a match, Hit accept and then go afk. Thoose first minutes are not importaint at all.

Rule nr 8. If someone calls you noob, nub, nubb, neb, f*g, idiot, moron or f**k you. then make sure you whisper to them after the match. Other poeple are not allowed to say such things. only you!

Rule nr 9. Dont be nice to your teammates, Why should you be nice? i mean they are not on your team or something like that :wacko:

Rule nr 10. If you make a misstake, Blame others as fast as possible, if you blame others befour they blame you, its their fault.

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 9:49am

Yulian

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This is so true that is to cry for...

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 10:07am

VashBOG™

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Rule nr 10. Make sure to report person with the highest runes on your team. Because reporting somebody with 2s, doesn't satisfy your jealousy over somebody who has 11+

Rule nr 11. Take your time to pass the ball, you got all day to do so, and of course, give other team time a chance to return and defend, it's only fair they get a chance to defend them self. If it says "Ball is lost" stand there confused for 45 seconds, because it's ok your team won't mind that at all.

Rule nr 12. Blame all bad passes, blocked passes, short passes, to long passes, passes to nowhere, clicking to shoot on goal way pass the goal line, short of goal line shots ect, on lag, mouse, keyboard, computer, game, and bug.

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "VashBog_Highroller" (Jul 24th 2014, 10:19am)

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 10:35am

Nemesis

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@ VashBog .....REPORT RAGE REPORT RAGE REPORT RAGE ..... => VASHBOG HAS BEEN MUTED

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 11:02am

VashBOG™

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Pretty much how it goes haha

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 11:07am

ImaMania

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Rule #1: don't sign GB
Rule #2: don't sign BG EVER!
Rule #3: if you are in doubt, check rules #1 and #2
Rule #4: if you, little heretic, disobayed rules #1-3, you still have chance for redemption by not accepting the invitation!
Rule #5: i warned you.
Rule #6: i mean it.
Rule #7: if the signup is made and the invite is accepted, there is no more solence and mercy for you!

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 11:39am

VashBOG™

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Fevko my rules are better, and you're a trader

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 1:25pm

PvPArtistNori

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why so many threads on GB lately.
such lame skirmish
much wow,

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 1:50pm

bunzy

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Quoted from "PvPArtistNori"

why so many threads on GB lately.
such lame skirmish
much wow,

the pvpgod has spoken

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 2:13pm

VashBOG™

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Quoted from "PvPArtistNori"

why so many threads on GB lately.
such lame skirmish
much wow,

Because noobs are reporting people for "insults" on how bad they are at it, and people been getting muted for it.

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Thursday, July 24th 2014, 2:23pm

Biromir

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With the massive buff to Goblinball - the double reward for first victory - made it so that too many people who hate the skirmish started joining just to get their first and only victory for the day, and when the match doesn't go too well, they of course blame it on the others - others that more often than not are here for the same reason - quick 1,8k gold in 10 minutes. They want to have to do only one goblinball match and be done with this. It's more of a chore than something they may enjoy, and the others have the AUDACITY to not play the way I WANT THEM TO?! How DARE THEY! I'm a pro at this sport! Absolute PRO! If only my team didn't SUCK! D:<

Colin Quinn Recipe for success/dinner. 1/2 cup of brass you know whats, a tablespoon of I don't give a care, and a pound of get off my back, jack!